Friendship fun with masti joke: The reality


Friendship is not about "I m sorry "
its about "abbe teri galti hai " !!
.
Friendship is not about "I m there
for u or I
missed u," its about "kahan marr
gaya saale"
.
Friendship is not about "I
understand", its about "sab teri
wajah se hua manhus"
.
Friendship is not
about "I care for u", its about
"kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan
jaunga"
.
Friendship is not about "I m happy
for ur success," its about "chal
party de saale"
.
Friendship is not
about "I love that girl", its about
"saalo izzat
se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain"
.
Friendship is not about "R u coming
for outing tomorrow, "its about

"nautanki nahi, chupchap chal"

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Boyfriend - Girlfriend ki nok jhok

5 dost beer pee rahe thetabhi
table pr rakha mobile baja
Boy- Hello
.
.
Gf-main market me hu kya me 50
hazar wala gold set le lu
.
.
Boy-Ha lelo
.
.
Gf-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka h
.
.
Boy-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo
.
.
Gf-Thik h tumhara credit mere
paas h
usi se le rahi hu
.
.
Boy-Thik hai
..
All Friends-Tu pagal h ya tujhe
chad gayi h
Boy- abe wo sab
chodo aur ye batao

ye mobile kiska hai..?

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